I am familiar with the supposition, “If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one to hear, does it make a sound?” I, for one, know that it does, because a tree fell on me. I definitely heard it giggle as it leapt on me. I was trapped there for a while as I wiggled and squirmed and realized that all I was doing was getting myself dirty and stuck further into ground. I managed to work my phone out of my pocket and up to my mouth, and a mashed the call button with my face. I had forgotten that my last call had been to my realtor, and I despaired of getting out before dark. I got lucky. The real estate answering service answered the phone, and upon hearing my predicament, called for help and talked to me until someone arrived. That was definitely a full service company.